Thursday, June 17, 2010

I am not...

...easily surprised or shocked, so the other night when one of my semi-regular customers remarked the following insight I was more than slightly taken aback.

This fellow is quiet and polite, never speaking much and always pleasant. His observation was also right on the money. I'll paraphrase for you....

"For some time I've been coming in here watching all these guys say stupid things to you. You smile warmly, and graciously tell them to go fuck themselves in such a manner that they leave happily, coming back for more, with empty pockets, and thanking you for it."

Who has been giving away my trade secrets?!?!

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