One of my...

...newest readers happens to be an editor, so I do not take her praise lightly. She has indicated to me that I write very well, and I thank her for that. However, that and $2 plus tax will get me a cup of coffee.

Doing something well and getting paid for it are two completely separate entities, although I know lots of people who get paid for doing their jobs pretty half-assed. There are lots of things I enjoy doing, and do fairly well, the trick is getting paid to do them.

So, how do I get paid to go to the gym, the spa, the nail salon, shopping, dining, tanning, boating, cocktails, dancing, reading, watching movies, listening to music, and being with family and friends on permanent vacation?

I'm well qualified.